I'm a unicorn, bitch...Deal with it!

bobbie.14. jameslickms. april 23. ex-gymnast. taurus. SF!!! speaks fluent spanish FUCKING RETARDED AS SHIT! but totally awesome XD...loves her frends and family<3..soo pretty!..not a person to fuck with..speeks her mind freely..will live a fucking long time cuhz keiser says you live longer everytime u laugh...just totally fucken awesomely retarded.

and she always follows back ;)
SO FUCKING FOLLOW DIS BITCH!!!!

HACKED BY: lianne (aka:liannex2.tumblr.com)

July 29, 2014 3:40 am

shoomlah:

brotoro:

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

YESSss it’s finally happening!  So smart, so hilarious, and so rare to see a concept trailer make the jump from dream to reality- October 17th can’t get here fast enough. :D

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1:53 am 1:46 am
"if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

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(Source: anachronica, via loserland)

July 27, 2014 7:48 pm

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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7:41 pm

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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7:39 pm

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via vale-vives)

6:22 pm
sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

(via vale-vives)

6:13 pm 6:06 pm
halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

(via hbicmelissa)

July 20, 2014 2:54 am

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs, via campbelltoe)